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"SAMMYMACK" HOW IT ALL BEGAN
Written by: SAM
Greetings, My real name is. S…. Mc…., (to be revealed @ a later date)
My profile to date is: AGE: 33 SEX: yes please! EYES: blue
HEIGHT: 6ft/1 WEIGHT: "FAT GIT" (blame the Guinness) 14 stone
SHOE SIZE: size 12, (say no more)
MARITAL STATUS: 2nd time around, have a loving wife and a superb little lad called, sam, 19 months old. (You will see more of him soon) .and one on the way
HERE WE GO....
Born in Walton hospital, Liverpool on 1st June 1967, there it was a loveable little rogue.
Weighing in at a weight you could not imagine, the nurses carried him through the wards in a j.c.b.
Kicking and screaming "WHERES ME BIKE MATE!".
Early recollections recall, at the age of five having a Raleigh spider, no gears, but it went like a bat out of hell, (on a good day). Speeds of 10-15mph were proven,
Moving on to the age of 10 –11, bikes were getting better, speed became more of a drug, hence forth a ten speed racer was on the cards, Raleigh again and silver in colour, YES it was the (SILVER DREAM MACHINE). Big wheelies, skids, stoppies, and falling off with style.
Then the ultimate machines, they seem to come all at once, TOMAHAWK, CHOPPER, GRIFTER, then there it was…B.M.X.
Red sleek and it only lasted me 1 month, cause some thieving sod robbed my dream bike off my front garden.
Age: 14 COOL, some one has left a scooter on the railway, it must belong to me. Here we go then, Full throttle, vvvvvvrrrrrrrrroooooooooommmmmmmm. (Crash bang) broken little finger.
Another bike left for me by god, Suzuki GP 100 blue, (with tools still in the bag in the back box).
Crash bang wallop, wheelies skids, pond jumping, 10 on a bike, and many more wonderful ideas came into my head, suddenly (BANG HISSSSS) oh well that's knackered that!.
Age 16: Passed my test and went legal (HA HA HA) honestly, went through a series of bikes, first one was a: Yamaha F.S.1.E, then came the R.D. 50, then I had a legal Suzi GP 100, (and I had a tool bag that fitted nicely in the back.) "strange".
Then came the R.D 125lc water-cooled blue white, worked in flames night-club Bootle, as a pot man.
To pay for it.  At age 18: I left L, pool to find better work, so I have been into everything trying to find the perfect job. (Still haven't found it).
Found the thrill to go faster and be a little more daring, went through some more machines, such as: kwak 550. Which I built myself, then a C.B.R 1000fm then came the baby, C.B.R FIREBLADE,.
After travelling to France and putting 6000miles on the clock in just 3 months, my dreams were shattered. A 62 year old taxi driver decided to try to kill me, unfortunately he only killed my blade, the sod should have finished me off as well. Several broken bones later I decided, OK I have a blade in bits on my driveway, what am I going to do, well there it was. STREETFIGHTER FIREBLADE, Straight bars and me well, I couldn't give two hoots if I lived or died.
From then on it was balls out speed, at any opportunity burnout's, wheelies, attempted stoppies. And all that.!
Now at the ripe old age of 33 I have finally decided to give it a shot, put all my school boy days of showing off into a more welcomed rounded off exhibition that family people can watch, without me setting fire to the bike and lobbing it down an embankment afterwards.i'm no professional and probably will never claim to be, but I enjoy thraping the back end out of a bike and watching peoples faces as they light up with pleasure.
I will try just about anything different as long as nobody else has done it before, and nobody gets hurt, so keep watching!
The bike I have at the moment is a bandit 1200 which used to belong to some mad man called Rothwell, who by the way I do not try to impersonate, that is why I will change the colours of the bike as soon as I can rob some money to do so! My sons piggy bank has never been so empty! That fella is superb at what he does, but there are many new faces appearing on the scene, just like myself.
SO let's see! My aims this year coming up 2001.
I would love to be established a little more as I have recently lost my job, and I can't wait to entertain the public to my best abilities. OH! And if I crash, it will be done with style, get your cameras ready.
Things I can't stand: CIGGIES, FLAT BEER, BIZZIES (well some r all right) PUNCTURES on a Sunday afternoon,TAXI DRIVERS.
Things I like: BEER, GUINNESS, BEER, SEX, BEER, GUINNESS, SEX, BEER, and BIKES.
What am I reading? STREET BIKER, MAG SPORT MOTOR CYCLE NEWS
STREET FIGHTERS
What do I listen to? RADIO 1 RADIO CITY DANCE MUSIC
What do I watch on TV? MEN AND MOTORS, 2 WHEELS (YEAH!) PINGU,
THOMAS THE TANK, BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE, AND MORE,(ASK MY SON!)
BIKE VIDEOS, CRASHES AND STUFF
Stay tuned as I will give more info on the life and times of a skint scouser trying to get a bit of stardom, and helping others on the way.
TAKE IT EASY……………………………..S.A.M.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!!!!!!!
Watch this space…………
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